When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
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New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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