My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
even my farts smell like vagina
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
