If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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