My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
i came on her dog
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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