Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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