I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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