Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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