Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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