I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Life is so much better after having sex.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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