Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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