Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He passed out mid-signature
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm like, not good at living.
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