Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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