Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
