they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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