it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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