North Korea, Best Korea!
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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