problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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