whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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