I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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