So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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