Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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