you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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