i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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