He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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