I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
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Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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