The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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