Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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