I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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