Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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