Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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