An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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