she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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