your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
We have so much sex to catch up on
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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