You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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