So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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