He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Randomize
