I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
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