i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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