Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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