My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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