Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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