that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
