kristin has been a bad kristin
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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