So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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