we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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