dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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