If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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