And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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