Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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