Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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