dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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