Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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