I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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