It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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