Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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