So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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