Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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